The Thump Resistant Bible

The Thump Resistant Bible

Book Information Genre: Bible First appearance: "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily"

The Thump Resistant Bible is an edition of the Bible. The Flanders family own a copy of it, along with many other Bibles.

History

When the Flanders family played "Bible Question Bombardment" with the Simpson children, The Thump Resistant Bible was on the shelf along with the family's other Bibles.

Behind the Laughter

The book's title is a reference to "Bible thumper", a derogatory slang term applied to Christians who are aggressive about sharing their beliefs. The slang term in turn derives from the practice of some preachers of thumping their hands on their Bibles to emphasize a point during a sermon.

Appearances

• Episode – "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily"

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