Sandy Alomar (mentioned)
Benjamin
Wendell Borton
Dahlia Brinkley
Buck-toothed boy
Charles Montgomery Burns
Carl Carlson
Gary Chalmers
Master craftsman
Doug
Dick Drago (mentioned)
Lenny Dykstra (mentioned)
Ned Flanders
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Ray Fosse (mentioned)
Jonathan Frink
Whitey Ford (mentioned)
Terry Francona (mentioned)
Oscar Gamble (mentioned)
Gary
Zack Greinke (mentioned)
Barney Gumble
Julius Hibbert
Pinky Higgins (mentioned)
Isotots commentator
Lewis
Bill James
Jimbo Jones
Larry
Cliff Lee (mentioned)
Lenny Leonard
Connie Mack (mentioned)
Walter Matthau (mentioned)
Nelson Muntz
Martin Prince, Jr.
Luigi Risotto
Pete Rose (mentioned)
Mike Scioscia
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Maggie Simpson
Marge Simpson
Agnes Skinner
Seymour Skinner
Splatterface
Waylon Smithers, Jr.
Dolph Starbeam
George Steinbrenner (mentioned)
Ron Swoboda (mentioned)
Moe Szyslak
Kirk Van Houten
Luann Van Houten
Milhouse Van Houten
Clancy Wiggum
Ralph Wiggum
Sarah Wiggum
Üter Zörker
Kearney Zzyzwicz
742 Evergreen Terrace
Capital City Stadium
The Coffee Hut
King Toot's Music Store
Luigi's
Moe's Tavern
Springfield Elementary School
Springfield Hobby Shop
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (mentioned)
Orange Station Wagon
2z = -64
The Berrystained Bears Stick Together
All-Star Classics
Equations
F=MA
Just Physics
Moneyball
Schrödinger's Bat
Society of American Baseball Research
STATS
Duff Beer
Los Angeles Angels
Love Tester
Mapple
Springfield Isotots