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Lisa: (when Homer is in a rage in the recording bear section of Stuff-n-Hug) "Mom, we gotta a code 4!" Squeaky-voiced teen: "How much love do you want?" Ralph Wiggum: "I want all the love!" (stuffing machine explodes; stuffing covers up Squeaky-Voiced Teen. Squeaky-Voiced Teen moans) Ralph: Yay! Snow day! Marge: (sees Homer lying in bed) "C'mon Homie. Your mother would've wanted you to stay in bed forever." Homer:" I'll tell you what she didn't want. Me to be a jerk to her, and then she dies!" (starts crying) Marge: (to Bart) "Say something comforting." Bart: (trying to think of something comforting to say) "Uh...Dad? Whenever, I would hang out with Grandma, she would always ask me about you. And I say you'd suck. And she would say that you don't suck that bad." Homer: "She said I didn't suck?" Bart: "That bad." Homer: "That bad...wow." Bart: (quietly) "Yeah." Homer: "Why you little...!" (strangles Bart) Lisa: I hear noises coming from the kitchen. Homer: The kitchen? That's where the food sleeps. |
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