Mayonnaise Today

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Mayonnaise Today

Magazine Information Genre: Food First appearance: The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield

Mayonnaise Today is a specialist food magazine about mayonnaise that is sold at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Appearances

• Video game – The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield

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