Like Hell I Can't

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

Like Hell I Can't

Book Information Genre: Non-fiction First appearance: "Blood Feud"

Like Hell I Can't is book written by the same author as Up From the Muck and The Unsinkable Sedrorovin Murghurobag.

History

When Mr. Burns wanted a biography he first hired the writer from behind Like Hell I Can't!, Up From the Muck and The Unsinkable Sedrorovin Murghurobag.

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

The book is in the non-fiction section at Springfield Library.

Appearances

• Episode – "Blood Feud" (mentioned)

• Video game – The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield

References

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