The Hair Clinic is a clinic located in Springfield Mall which specializes in selling hair-regrowth products.
Homer purchased his hair growing tonic, Dimoxinil, at the clinic, which got him a promotion at work when Mr. Burns saw his full head of hair.
- Dimoxinil - Costs $1,000 and isn't covered under any health plan, which makes it unaffordable for a lot of people. However, the kit includes gravity boots, a scalp massager, and a Dimoxinil T-shirt.
- "Hair in a Drum" - Costs $19.95 for a large jug, but is much less effective. It comes with a disclaimer that "any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental."