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Goliath II is son of Goliath. He appears in a dream Bart Simpson had.
After Goliath II killed King David's oldest friend Methuselah, David tries to kill him, mistaking him for Sampson and chopping off his hair, before being slingshotted away into the mountains. David tells Shepherd Ralph of his plight: Ralph tries to kill Goliath II but dies trying. David sneaks into Goliath II's tower, which is blown up in the ensuing battle. Goliath II emerges from the flames, ready to strike, when Ralph kills him with his own tombstone ("Ralph! I thought you were dead!" "Nope!"). David is then thrown in jail for Megacide, since the people agree that Goliath II was a better king than he ever was.