| Season |
Episode number |
Episode name |
Marquee |
Note |
Picture |
| 2 |
26 |
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" |
God, The Original Love Connection |
|
 |
| 27 |
"Principal Charming" |
2:00 Peterson Wedding
8:00 Hayride To Heaven |
|
 |
| 3 |
49 |
"Lisa the Greek" |
Every Sunday Is Super Sunday |
|
 |
| 4 |
62 |
"Homer the Heretic" |
Today's Topic:
When Homer Met Satan |
|
 |
| 5 |
82 |
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet" |
Today: What A F iend We Have In God
Also: The Be Sharps |
Someone stole the "R" from "Friend" |
 |
| 88 |
"Bart's Inner Child" |
Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy |
|
 |
| 97 |
"Homer Loves Flanders" |
Loosest Bingo Cards In Town |
The marquee looks a lot different to normal |
 |
| 102 |
"Lady Bouvier's Lover" |
Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere |
|
 |
| 6 |
110 |
"Bart's Girlfriend" |
Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno |
|
 |
| 7 |
132 |
"Bart Sells His Soul" |
No Shoes
No Shirt
No Salvation |
|
 |
| 8 |
161 |
"Hurricane Neddy" |
God Welcomes His Victims |
|
 |
| 170 |
"My Sister, My Sitter" |
No Synagogue Parking |
|
 |
| 175 |
"In Marge We Trust" |
Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame |
Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s |
 |
| The Listen Lady Is In |
|
 |
| Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes |
|
 |
| 9 |
182 |
"Treehouse of Horror VIII" |
Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks! |
Homer wrote this after being the last human left alive |
 |
| 10 |
213 |
"Viva Ned Flanders" |
Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer |
|
 |
| 221 |
"Simpsons Bible Stories" |
Today's Topic:
Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins |
|
 |
| 11 |
230 |
"Treehouse of Horror X" |
Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor |
|
 |
| 234 |
"Take My Wife, Sleaze" |
Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary |
Play on the movie There's Something About Mary |
 |
| 237 |
"Faith Off" |
Today's Topic:
Life In Hell |
Reference to Matt Groening's comic Life in Hell. |
 |
| 241 |
"Missionary: Impossible" |
Bingo 7PM |
|
 |
| 13 |
290 |
"The Frying Game" |
If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now! |
|
 |
| 291 |
"Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" |
Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral |
|
 |
| 14 |
298 |
"Special Edna" |
Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics |
First time a swear word is used on a marquee |
 |
| 300 |
"The Strong Arms of the Ma" |
No Outside Eucharist |
|
 |
| 301 |
"Pray Anything" |
God: The Original Tony Soprano |
|
 |
| Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer |
|
 |
| 15 |
314 |
"Treehouse of Horror XIV" |
Now with only nine commandments! |
Deleted scenes |
 |
| 328 |
"Co-Dependent's Day" |
We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding) |
|
 |
| 334 |
"Bart-Mangled Banner" |
Is God Patriotic Enough? |
|
 |
| 16 |
337 |
"All's Fair in Oven War" |
Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs |
|
 |
| 343 |
"Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" |
Rapture Threat Level: Orange |
|
 |
| 355 |
"Home Away from Homer" |
Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway |
|
 |
| 356 |
"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" |
Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater? |
|
 |
| 17 |
359 |
"Milhouse of Sand and Fog" |
Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs |
Nelson then steals the 3s |
 |
| Quit St aling Our L tt rs |
 |
| 365 |
"Simpsons Christmas Stories" |
Christmas Service
Jesus: 2005 Years Young |
|
 |
| 372 |
"Million-Dollar Abie" |
Today's Topic:
Jesus Hates You |
|
 |
| 377 |
"The Monkey Suit" |
Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion |
|
 |
| 18 |
380 |
"Jazzy and the Pussycats" |
Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife |
|
 |
| The Simpsons Movie |
Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone |
|
 |
| We Told You So |
First Church of Springfield title is missing |
 |
| 19 |
402 |
"The Homer of Seville" |
Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol |
|
 |
| 405 |
"Treehouse of Horror XVIII" |
 |
Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" |
 |
| Scaredy Cats Not Wanted |
 |
| 20 |
435 |
"Wedding for Disaster" |
Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach |
|
 |
| 21 |
446 |
"The Devil Wears Nada" |
Today's Topic: Marge |
|
 |
| 455 |
"Postcards from the Wedge" |
Free Wi-Fi During Sermon |
|
 |
| 462 |
"Moe Letter Blues" |
Get Your Ass In Here, Tim |
|
 |
| 22 |
469 |
"Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" |
Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral |
|
 |
| 23 |
501 |
"Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart" |
This Week's Sermon
Pray for:  |
Bart vandalized the marquee. |
 |
| 503 |
"Them, Robot" |
We've Run Out Of Consoling Phrases |
|
 |
| 24 |
514 |
"A Tree Grows in Springfield" |
Your Refuge in a sea of trouble. |
The marquee fills with water and the letters float off. |
 |
| Communion in 30 minutes or less or your service is free! |
|
 |
| 526 |
"Pulpit Friction" |
Fear Not Saith the Lord |
The black is made from bed bugs. |
 |
| Today: Hangin' With Rev. Hooper |
|
 |
Deacon: Homer Simpson
The Humility of Jesus |
The sign is larger than normal and has an electronic section on top |
 |
| Jesus on Twitter: #idiedforyoursins |
|
 |
| Springfield: Now Mischief-Free |
|
 |
| The Simpsons: Hit & Run |
Level 1 and Level 4 |
Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame |
|
 |
| Level 7 |
No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation. |
|
 |
| The Simpsons: Tapped Out |
|
Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" |
 |
| Scaredy Cats Not Wanted |
 |
| The Simpsons Winter Wingding |
Issue 2 |
The Christmas That Lasted Forever! |
Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again |
|
 |
| Issue 3 |
Yes Flanders, There is a Santa Claus |
Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants! |
|
 |
| Issue 4 |
Off the Grid |
To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat |
|
|
| The Simpsons Calendar |
|
The Simpsons Personalized Calendar |
Today's Sermon: The Nutty Confessor Welcome Guest Speaker Name Here |
Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar |
 |
