- "You all saw it, he came at me with a knife, right?"
- ―Edward Christian when he thought he killed Mel Gibson.
Edward Christian is the assistant VP of finance distribution PolyStar Pictures. He and the studio executives Robyn Hannah and William Milo tried to destroy the new footage of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington that Mel Gibson and Homer made. He thinks Mel Gibson is fake, but at least he fills cinemas with his movies. He says "You know what I mean?" and "Huh?" a lot.