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Homer: Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk. [While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.] Lisa: May I join you? Martin: Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow! Bart: Well, I agree you blow. Martin: Then it's a plan! Bart: A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you! Martin: High praise indeed! Bart: When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ... Lisa: [interrupting] Bart, he's not gonna get it. [Now riding by himself, Bart sees a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...] Bart: The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink. [steals the bone from Mel's hair] [Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.] Martin: A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major Homos. Bart: You're one of the major- Lisa: [interrupting, sharply] Forget it! [The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.] Host: That's it, Marge. Slap him good. [Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.] Marge: Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy. Principal Skinner: Martin Prince was known by many names. Martin Priss, Martin Princess, Fartsin Prince, Martin the Brown-Nose Reindeer... Dolph: That was mine. (Marge is suspicious of Homer, who is wearing a fedora hat and a trench coat.) Marge: Homer, where are you going? Homer: Work. Marge: It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday. Homer: I, uh, have to... count the atoms at the nuclear plant. Conservation of mass! It's the law! Lisa: Bart, Martin could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something! Bart: You're right. Let's watch TV. Bart: Usually when I do something bad, I feel good. But not this time. Martin was like Jesus... only real. Bart: (about a school assignment) The Internet wrote it, I just handed it in. |
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