|Bart Simpson #69
Bart Simpson #69 is the 69th issue of Bart Simpson, released in March 21, 2012.
 Hoop Schemes
Mr. Burns brings a professional women's basketball team to Springfield, turning them from losers into winners. Lisa soon discovers the reason behind this surprising transformation.
 Maggie's Crib 21
When Homer's car won't start, Maggie goes into action.
 ...Bart Simpson Shall Do My Bidding!
Sideshow Bob hypnotizes Bart as part of a plan set to humiliate him, however, as per usual, Bart out does Bob once again.
 Hey Kids! It's your Very Own Grease-Absorbent Krustyburger Souvenir Fun-Mat!