Arsenio!

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Arsenio!

Book Information Genre: Biography First appearance: "Treehouse of Horror XX"

Arsenio! is a biography on Arsenio Hall.

History

When Lisa Simpson said not to damage the book becuase it was the last one in the would, she saw the front cover and said go ahead.

Appearances

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XX"

Books

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