9½ Weeks of Celibate Dating

9½ Weeks of Celibate Dating

Movie Information Country of Origin: USA First Appearance: Flanders' Book of Faith

9½ Weeks of Celibate Dating is a film that Ned Flanders owns.

History

It is one of the many non-offensive films on "Ned's DVD Shelf!"

Behind the Laughter

• The film is a tongue-in-cheek reference to 9½ Weeks, which is an erotic drama.

Appearances

• Book – Flanders' Book of Faith

Films

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